eddie murphy movie quotes

You'll make me get mad and I'll clench up my butt cheeks and rip your dick off! Cause my children don't listen!". [audience cheers loudly] Shit! I'm not performing anymore.

"So Ralph, what're ya gettin' at?" Christ!

I thought I was dying. Hey, boy, slow down, you're gonna mess around and come too fast.

It's not a show no more.”, “Every bad decision I've made has been based on money. Jesus! They're half-Bigfoot, Gus, 'cause the motherf***ers is 6 years old and have Afros 17 inches long.

She can't walk a flight of steps! You know, Eddie, when nobody's home, you know what I do? A black dude who plays a slave that gets his ass whipped gets the nomination, a white guy who plays an idiot gets the Oscar. [audience continues to boo] Hey Ron, they the ones that's booin', I didn't say shit! Stop crying, Eddie, cause you'll get the f*** out. Eddie Murphy: Y'all didn't know I was a ventriloquist too! "Hey there, Ralphie boy, what do ya say there, pal o' mine?" Gus, let me ask you a question. Box-office takes from Murphy's films make him the 5th-highest grossing actor in the United States. Yes! A black dude who plays a slave that gets his ass whipped gets the nomination, a white guy who plays an idiot gets the Oscar. Cause you don't clean up behind it. But I didnt want to be doing the same thing all the time.

I know your seven. I though I'd learned some new Spanish shit! Albert Brooks (Tiger): [sarcastically] Very comforting, Doc. I have this nightmare that I go to Hollywood, and find out Mr. T is a faggot. My friends came over and go "Oh, that's lovely" and I was like "That's not lovely, it's a piece of SHIT! You'll get the f*** - I know your seven. That's why the bitch's moustache is so motherf***in' thick... 'cause you shaved the bitch down and taught her to speak. What the f*** is going on here? Your wife is a Bigfoot, isn't she? American I want to be able to do music and comedy and all that stuff and have a show like nobody ever had before.”, “Anything you have to acquire a taste for was not meant to be eaten.”, “The other day I got out the shower and I bend down to reach for a towel, and I felt a sharp pain in my chest. Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton. I don't give a f***. Don't bring a Bigfoot into my home, Gus! If you went to my house, you'd see pictures all over of Elvis. - Eddie Murphy: Reaganomics sucks? That's what I need, I need to play a retarded slave, then I'll get the Oscar.”, “I can figure out which Spice Girl I wanna impregnate.”, “My wife ain't gonna make love to me if I got no money!”, “The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people”, “After all these years, I've done well and I'm cool. He was a regular cast member on Saturday Night Live from 1980 to 1984 and has worked as a stand-up comedian. I'm not performing … STANDS4 LLC, 2020. Anything you have to acquire a taste for was not meant to be eaten Eddie Murphy: You know who'd be a funny faggot? Your wife ain't no motherf***in' Puerto Rican. I could have done a bunch of movies where I stayed as the Axel Foley or Reggie Hammond persona. But you got to not bring her around here - f*** her! 30 Sep. 2020. And the bear turns to the rabbit and says, "Excuse me, do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?" I kicked the motherf***in dog with everything I got, Eddie. And he'd be walking up to people going: Eddie Murphy: Hey boy, hey boy! I mean I didn't mean... [audience member yells out] Huh? Cause I hadn't played any of them slave roles, and get my ass whipped. Gus, can i ask you a question? When Elvis walked into a room, Elvis Presley was in the f***ing room. It's a known fact. Did I ever get a nomination? I'm gonna shoot this dog! If I ain't have no bulge, I wouldn't be smiling!”, “Mick Jagger's lips' so big, black people be going, "You got some big-ass lips! eval(ez_write_tag([[728,90],'inspiringquotes_us-box-3','ezslot_1',128,'0','0'])); “I will blow your face clean off your face!” -- Eddie Murphy, “If you're an artist like a really, really long time, it stops being a performance. Shit, tell ME to bale some motherf***ing cotton! I'm not performing anymore.

That $15 million was worth having Roger Ebert's thumb up my ass.”, “When I go back to the stage, I want to be able to do everything. So F*** IT. Did I ever get a nomination? Subscribe Eddie Murphy — American Comedian born on April 03, 1961, Edward Regan "Eddie" Murphy is an American comedian, actor, writer, singer, and director. Yes, motherf***er, yes!

Why cant you clean up shit! Shot through my chest and up around my shoulder and down my spine.

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