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I was recently thinking about my last review (Gehenna: Where Death Lives (2016)) and I said to myself, “Self, you should do that again.” So here we are for round two of…. It’s not that Patrick Magee’s “Primal Rage” is awful or anything. Culture Crypt is the most reliable website for genre movie reviews and the best in popular culture, specializing in independent horror film entertainment. Enter your email address to subscribe to this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Deep in the Pacific Northwest, Ashley and Max Carr become lost in a forest where a mysterious creature dwells.

It’s just nondescript, conventional, formulaic, by the numbers, or whatever other term you want to use to describe its personality of pedestrian plainness. So let’s dive in. Let’s start with a standard story summary. Down the hill he rolls and into the river he goes with Ashley hot on his heels in rescuer mode. “Oh-Mah,” it turns out, must be Chinook for “uses handmade weapons for some reason.” Bigger than a bear and just as much of a juggernaut, this beast could use only claws and fangs to tear prey apart, which it certainly does.

Patrick Mcgee’s preferences coincide with my own. As the hunters continue harassing Max and Ashley, B.D.

He’s also up to his armpits in mysterious disappearances that his deputy attributes to the creature of legend. Happy Arbor Day! Meanwhile, Ashley breaks free from her rope restraints and escapes the creature’s cave. Max and Ashley encounter B.D.

Oh-Mah kills Critter and Gordy by shooting arrows into them. They receive a 9-1-1 call about a car vs. pedestrian accident and the sheriff goes to investigate.

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C’mon, guys. Bad movies at least spark sarcasm.

But she does not remove her bra. But “for some reason,” Oh-Mah also wields a hand ax as well as a bow and arrow in addition to the aforementioned rock. They are both fully clothed so there's no nudity.

Anyway, Ashley drops her 911 call and dives into roaring rapids to save Max from drowning. The mythology of Oh-Mah is interesting and does add some good flavor to the movie, but the way it’s presented is just awkward. Outside the store, Max and Ashley run into the usual assortment of plaid-wearing, chain-smoking, can-crushing, cat-calling, gun-toting local yokels who go by names like B.D., Lefty, Hicks, Trout, Eze, Gordy, and Critter. The deputy further suggests that the sheriff consult a witch known as ‘The Whispering Woman’ who lives in the woods and also accompany him to a peyote ceremony for their friend Verna Six Trees. The writers thought that was somehow integral to the story? Predator (2004), Men in Black 3 (2012), and many others have benefitted from Magee’s skills as a sculptor/creature designer as well as SFX makeup artist. Look at that. The girl starts to unbutton her shirt and doing kissing. Following a long fight, Max manages to beat the beast to death with a rock. From decapitation to horrendous mauling, some of them looked downright painful. Really? A man and a woman strip down to their underwear to get warmer by the fire faster.

- As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases. Or, at least, until they run someone over. Casey Gagliardi has a small Katrina Bowden quality boosting onscreen appeal as Ashley. While attempting to get back to the road, our duo hikes into the forest and runs into the good ol’ boys from the gas station who turn out to be the most talkative bunch of poachers/rednecks you’ve ever seen. Inside the station’s convenience store, a sheriff puts a flyer on a bulletin board, bringing the total number of recent missing persons cases posted alongside it to way too many for a town this small. While Ashley calls 911, Oh-Mah throws a rock that knocks Max down a ravine into water.

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